At the gate:
Young Man: I bought this sweatshirt for only $20 (pointing to the “I Love LA” sweatshirt he was wearing)!
Young Woman: Why didn’t you buy me a sweatshirt?
On the airplane:
Old Indian Man: Dear, do you want some? (referring to some sort of ethnic food in aluminum foil)
Old Indian Lady: Nods without speaking. Hands him The New York Times in exchange for the food.
In baggage claim:
Hipster Man: I’ve written you a couple love letters, but you haven’t written me any!
Hipster Woman: I wrote you a letter once. But it wasn’t a love letter.